I'm just a bag of kernels
till you put me in that box
and push the little buttons, BEEP
till all my kernels pop
I'm hot and fresh and steamy
my aroma is amazing
I'm ready to sit down with you
so you can get to grazing
and if you put your tongue on me
you know I'll stick right to it
I know you want to eat me
and I'm begging you to do it
and when you're through with me, you'll see
there's just an empty bag
that once held the best popcorn
that you think you'll ever have
